Friday funny!

[Rob O'Cop]

good on yer Rob,

that wasn't the open mic night at the George in chiswick was it? If so i'd have come along to heckle.

No not the George in Chiswick.
But if you are interested I am doing newcomer spot at The Hurlingham Pub, Wandsworth Bridge Road. Thats not far from Chiswick.
Dates are 14th April and 12th May. Arrive 7.30pm for a 8pm kick off. Three top acts and me.

[Rab Lee]

what did the canibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?


Wiped his arse!

[Sharky]

I can't believe my neighbour, he had the bloody cheek to come knocking on my door at 2am in the morning... luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.:kilt2:

[jokilk]

No not the George in Chiswick.
But if you are interested I am doing newcomer spot at The Hurlingham Pub, Wandsworth Bridge Road. Thats not far from Chiswick.
Dates are 14th April and 12th May. Arrive 7.30pm for a 8pm kick off. Three top acts and me.

I live in wimbledon so pretty local for me, should be able to make at least one date

[justin]

not friday and its not a joke but it did make me laugh A LOT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP0XC6m6YGc

Actual Nike Quote (note the words when and will): "We have commissioned a special limited edition t-shirt to celebrate the England Grand Slam 2011, which we will give to the players when we win against Ireland on Saturday The t-shirt is inspired by the iconic English rose (like the kit) and 5K units will go into retail at the RFU & NikeTown London after the game."

tricolor:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:tricolor

As it's not a Friday funny I think you should delete it .......... I said it's NOT funny ... humphhhh. Damn Irish stgeorge

[jokilk]

As it's not a Friday funny I think you should delete it .......... I said it's NOT funny ... humphhhh. Damn Irish stgeorge

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

it is a bit funny

[Sharky]

not friday and its not a joke but it did make me laugh A LOT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP0XC6m6YGc

Actual Nike Quote (note the words when and will): "We have commissioned a special limited edition t-shirt to celebrate the England Grand Slam 2011, which we will give to the players when we win against Ireland on Saturday The t-shirt is inspired by the iconic English rose (like the kit) and 5K units will go into retail at the RFU & NikeTown London after the game."

tricolor:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:tricolor

I think you'll find sports manufacturers produce promos weeks in advance for many of the teams, then (usually!) just show the appropriate one after the final. :p

I imagine someone at Nike had a good b*llocking though!!:laughing:

[Jeff Lapham]

Two friends are fishing near a bridge.
Suddenly a Hearse and two Funeral Cars go over the bridge so one of the men stands up,
takes off his cap and bows his head.
When the cars have gone he puts his cap back on,
sits back down and carries on fishing.
His mate turns to him and says,
" Dave, that's one of the nicest most respectful things I've ever seen "
Dave replies,
" Well we were married for nearly 20 years "

[Jeff Lapham]

An old lady is being examined by the Doctor. He asks "Have you ever been bedridden?"
she says "Yes I have and I've been table ended and backskuttled a few times too"

[Rob O'Cop]

Nearly a year since the last Friday funny.